So let me ask you this: a cleanse isn’t a tough concept, right? Like, if I say — hypothetically — “I’m doing a 10-day smoothie cleanse. I’ll have smoothies for all my meals for the next 10 days,” that’s pretty clear, right?

I’m asking for a friend.

My “friend” has this fabulous hubby who is super supportive in all things, but who also seems to forget every day around 5pm that I’m — er, I mean, she’s — doing this cleanse and asks “what do you want to do for dinner?”

I guess I blew my cover; the friend is…

Kerry Crisley

Writer querying women's fiction. Wife. Autism mom. Dance mom. Rescue dog mom. Lover of books & nature. Views are mine. She/her

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